Sass Models

Hey there duckies. I'm finally home and it's so good to be here. But the journey here wasn't as pleasant as you think.

Thank God Melissa was still on campus. She's such an angel, by the way; she gave me a ride home and offered me a ride to go back when we have to return after break. (Ugh, love you!)

Our car ride was crazy though.

We almost ran over a dead deer! (Melissa freaked out...had to calm this duckie down.)

This old guy was holding up traffic and whenever someone went around him (including us) he flipped them off.

But the best part of the ride was when we got lost and found a Wal-Mart, where I was able to get "Role Models" on DVD. Yaaaay!

(Thanks for everything Melissa!)

I forgot to tell you that I surprised my family by coming home today. They had no idea I was on my way home. And when I got a BBM request from Gabriella (and saw a BlackBerry I'd never seen before, in her hands) I was shocked!

Not only is Gabriella becoming as fantabulous as her big brother, she has a Facebook and now she has a Blackberry. Wow!

Speaking of "wow," before I got home my Dad called me and said:

"You went over 100 minutes. If you do this again, I'm cutting off your BlackBerry and you're getting a regular phone."

So for future reference, duckies unless you're my producer, assistant, publicist, Mom or Dad you only will be getting a text, BBM and/or email before 9pm. (I love you...but I love my BlackBerry more...lol jk...or am I? lol)

In other news, I was just watching "The Last Supper," staring Cameron Diaz and Ron Eldard...

and from the impression of the opening credits I thought it was going to be a bullshit film. To my amazement, I couldn't keep my eyes off the TV. It has such twists and it never let's you go until the very end...which is left to your interpretation.

Okay duckies, enough of me, let's get to you; here are some "Words of Wisdom."

"Being an individual demands more than conforming to a group. Though it may seem hard to branch out into unfamiliar territory, approval of one's actions isn't needed; acceptance is only a necessity."

Okay duckies, I'm off to bed. I want to be well-rested for my week of relaxation.

I wish you the best of happiness. Stay true (and be safe) duckies.

Peace, love & Obama,

Gabriel Anderson

Fried Ice Dreams

(In regards to my last post, I apologize to the eloquently-mannered blind folk that govern themselves with humility.  Your obnoxious counterparts need to SEE your brilliant example.)

It's nice to see you again good-looking.  I'm just getting in from a long night out.

  

(I'm eating Breyers Fried Ice Cream right now and it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.)  

My night went like this:

First I went video game shopping with my uncle and mother at the GameStop store by my house.  I got the new Sonic game, "Sonic Unleashed."  I can't wait to play it tomorrow.  I picked up a pillow speaker from Radio Shack too.  I can't wait to jam to Beyonce in my dreams! ("If ya liked it, then ya shoulda ring on it. Woah-oh-oh!"  If you don't know where these lyrics are from, I am disappointed.)  I planned to meet up with my friend Aiden, downtown at his job but before I left to meet him I looked at my bed, to see two free AMC Movie Theater movie passes.  Santa is real because no one confessed to who put them on my bed.  Anyway, I picked them up and sprayed on my cologne

 (Narciso Rodriguez) 

to be sassed by my mother, asking: 

"What cologne do you want for Christmas?  I'm over this one." 

LOL, we both laughed together because she's the only person that can sass me without question. 

During the train ride to Aiden's job this guy came onto this train with bandages and a hospital bracelet.  He looked so nonchalant with his smiling girlfriend and his pink socks.  He looked a mess.  But this mess was incredibly feminine, effortlessly masculine and powerful, all rolled into one package.  He reminded me of Brad Pitt from "Fight Club," when he wears that women's bathrobe around the house.  Bandage-bracelet guy was sexy and he knew it.  You go Glenn Coco!

 (Brad Pitt in "Fight Club," wearing his messily-sexy women's bathrobe.)

 

Later on I met up with my friend Aiden and we had a ball, as we usually do.  We caught up on old times, new times and planned future times.  (He is truly my other half.)  We saw "Role Models" and it was pure laugh-out-loud hilarity, from start to finish.  I can't wait for it to come out on DVD.  Jane Lynch's character said "don't sass me" during the movie and I couldn't control myself.  I almost fell on the floor.  But what happened after the movie floored me o' so gingerly.  

My ex-ex (that means to ex's ago) Alfred keeps telling me these false dreams that I've recently stopped believing.  He keeps saying the same s%$t but I'm not giving him life anymore.  I'm not looking back again because I realized why he's an ex-ex.  The past is meant to be acknowledged, not relived.  Speaking of looking back let's get to the quote for today:

"When envisioning a goal, do not create a back-up plan.  Back-up plans invite failure and they influence less concentration on the success of the goal.  See it through and success will come."

On my way home my dear friend Scott was on the train.  I was so shocked to see him; I couldn't stop smiling.  He's changed for the better and I love when that happens.  He's still sassy and sarcastic...but I love that about him.  Scott, you're a beautiful person and it was delightful to see you.  Good-lookings, I'm gonna call it a night.  Happy Pillaging-of-Native-Americans Day c.k.a. (commonly known as) Thanksgiving Day.  So what if you eat a lot; you deserve it!  You're beautiful.  Stay true pretties.

Lately,

Gabriel Anderson