Live it, Love it, Sass it, Fcuk It

Hello duckies! I have such juicy sassip (sassy-gossip) to share with you. Last night was "Up Til Dawn" and it was fabulous. It was basically the follow-up banquet/party for our letter-sending fundraiser (which was headed by--no other than--my jetsetter people-friend Alyssa) for St. Jude's Children's' Hospital for Cancer Research.



There was indoor ice skating, caricature painting, a Chinese letter artist, t-shirt creations, tons of sustenance, live music (by L'Shir and Hawkapella), game shows, giveaways, raffles, contests, board games, card games, coloring books and Build-A-Bear. And guess what duckies? I made a duck!!! His name is Duckie Anderson. He's so adorable; I have to take a picture with him to show you his gorgeousness.

OH! In addition to all of the mentioned festivities WSAM (the school's radio station) was there to play music. Rockstar and I were the first DJ's to go on and we had some hot jams. But when you have something great, people will hate. Duckies, they cut our show, unexpectedly, halfway through! Not the Up Til Dawn staff but Andy (the) Dick. Andy decided to prohibit anyone on stage so the divine A'Capella groups had to take our venue, halfway through our ridiculously phenomenal playlist.



Andy, I understand you hate your life and those who love their lives but cut the $hit. You're attitude toward everyone at "Up Til Dawn" was unprofessional and inexcusable. I hope your future career doesn't involve human relations because you're not going to get a job. And if you do you'll end up hating yourself even more (if that's even possible). For the sake of everyone, do something productive and positive duckie; don't be jealous of our lives.



(SORY DUCKIES, I NEEDED TO VENT. WOOOHUH!)

Speaking of beautiful, Christina, Graham & I danced to "Single Ladies" in front of practically everyone last night.



I think I did exceptionally well since I haven't danced in so long. I just let Leroy (the hardcore performer inside) take over. (I've been told videos will be on Facebook shortly...oh goodie! lol)

Speaking of later, tonight is BSU's annual Fashion Show. This year it's called "Chronicles of Couture" and I believe it's going to be quite fabulous.



Monica is one of the jetsetting directors of the show and I can't wait to see it. Graham and I are getting front row seats...positive thinking! OMG, I have to get dressed.

Let's get to some "Words of Wisdom."

"Starting over is the biggest step one can take to benefit one's life. Experience is everything. Regardless of what happened in the past today is a new day to be fabulous. Believe in yourself and everything will be stupendous."

Okay duckies, I really have to jet to my room to get dolled up for the show. I wish you the best of happiness. Stay true.

Peace, love & Obama,
Gabriel Anderson

Land Before Sass

Hey duckies! I know it's been awhile. I've been going through so many A-list things that I should be in the hospital right now. (I can't wait for those days!) Anywho, for the past couple days the energy level on campus has been severely low.



Everyone is so lethargic and stressed. Plus, this slushy & sloppy weather isn't helping out. Junior year is so hard. I've discovered that my "spirit" is half of what it used to be. When I wasn't stressed (and extremely, extra happy) I always found dimes on the floor...always! Recently, I've only been finding nickels.

WTF is going on?

I miss those days when I didn't have to worry about much; the days before responsibilities sassed their way into my life.
Yesterday I was completing some homework and "The Land Before Time" was on.



How crazy is that? I wish I could go back and be eight years old and A-List again.

Nowadays, I have to keep up with celebrity feuds and stay on the President's List. It's just so hard. OH! NEWS UPDATE!

I decided to settle things with Skyler. It was a short celebrity feud but it was interesting, to say the least.



Thanks for being a part of my newest A-List feud, Skyler. Love you dude!

Speaking of love, I was up late the other night (trying to go to sleep) but "The Negotiator" was on. It's a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson and Kevin Spacey.



It is an incredible movie. I wanted to go to bed but every time I was ready to turn it off it would get even more titillating.

In regards to entertainment, comedian/magician Michael Kent...

performed at my school last night and it was priceless. He had me in hysterics. I couldn't control myself to the point that I was fumbling my BlackBerry and accidentally pressed the music button...and Beyonce's "Single Ladies" started playing, really loud!



But get this...he asked "Who's playing that song?" and started dancing to it. He started doing some of the choreography. Michael Kent...you're so A-List and you don't even know it. I love you.
(If you want to check him out, here's his website link: http://www.michaelkentlive.com/ and--you must log into Facebook before clicking on this link--you can become a fan by joining his Facebook fan page http://www.facebook.com/pages/Michael-Kent/16270130518).

Anywho, let's get to the daily "Words of Wisdom:"

"You are what you think. Think positive thoughts and only focus on that thought becoming better and better and your life will manifest around that vision. Positivity is the answer for everything. Think at your own risk, duckies."

Okay, my eyelids are trying to close down the shop. I wish you the best of happiness. Stay true.

Peace, love & Obama,
Gabriel Anderson

Deck the Halls with HarperCollins

Yo!  What's going on good-looking?  

(UPDATE: I am going to start posting before I head out to work because I usually find myself falling asleep when I get home; I'm a working man!)

Yesterday nothing really happened.  I went to an advertising meeting at 11am and then an editorial meeting at 3:30pm...my supervisor thought I'd be bored but I was really into it.  Then they had a holiday party around 4:30pm.  They held it in the office (every other year they have it in the Hilton down the block) and I wasn't feeling it.  You know us writers love to drink and good God, you should have seen the spread.  There was an entire table littered with untouched bottles and an additional end table holding the bottles in use.  Unfortunately, I was the "responsible-underaged intern" so I told them I couldn't drink.

Oh!  I heard someone say this in the office say something hilarious.  Someone was on the phone scheduling dates for book releases and book touring and it so happened that they scheduled a lot of events for February.  When they realized they did this they said:

"Fucking everything is in fucking February."  

For those "Englishlly (or) Rhetocially inclined"  that's a lot of alliteration. lol 

Anyway, let me give you the quote for today, Dec 18th:

"If you find yourself bored with your life, bring in something new to spice up your daily routine.  Sometimes it takes outsourcing to enrich what you already have.  After you add spice to your usual routine, I'm sure it'll look completely different."

With that being said, I have to run off to work.  I wish you all the best of happiness.  Stay true pretties.

Peace, love & Obama,

Gabriel Anderson

PS. Check this video out please!  You guys know how much I love Beyonce and this little girl reassures my love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_0JiIIsWd0