Silly Parents, He's Not My Boyfriend
As "welcoming" as my parents are of my lifestyle, they sure seem to be different people when the "boyfriend-in-question" is gone. They're always asking "so how's your friend ?" or "are you involved with him?" I mean wtf? I am not involved with every "alternative man" that comes into my house or that I mention to them. If I don't say "oh yeah, we're dating" leave your sass labels in your heads because if they come out again, I will embarrass you. Family is not safe from my wrath.
A Thankless Giving
So I've recently found out that my parents are going to be working on Thanksgiving. WTF is wrong with the world? If I had known they were going to be working, I would have went elsewhere for Thanksgiving. However, my grandparents live in the same house with us but Thanksgiving is about dining with the entire family, not just your grandparents. All I have to say is I better be getting my Dune Men's Rockville Uggs and new Storm Blackberry for Christmas. (I'm over it.)
Sass, in general
Just don't sass me (period)
Anywho, Gabriella and I went to the dentist for our semi-annual checkup and everything went well. I love when our dentist compliments me: "Oh, you have such beautiful teeth." I usually reply "I know. I just like making your job a lot easier." They usually laugh or give me sassy eyes. I don't really care for either reaction. Gabriella is growing up before me eyes and it thrills me. She's becoming such a promising young lady. I can't wait until we both move out of the house so we can both pencil each other in for lunch in SoHo.
(With all the sass recently thrown my way, I poured myself a drink. I call it "The Fruity Goose": 1/5 Grey Goose, 3/5 Orange Peach Mango, and 1/5 Tropicana Orange Juice.)
With that being said, I'd like to give you the quote for Nov. 25th:
"Never stop being yourself because you're afraid. If you can't be yourself, then who will? You were made a certain way for a reason. You are beautiful so strut your stuff today."
Don't let the sass get you down. Be yourself and if anyone sasses you, f%^k them. Not literally, but you know what I mean. LOL, oOoOo I'm dirty. On that note, stay true pretties.
Lately,
Gabriel Anderson
3 comments:
awww.
your parents thought i was the one
Orange peach mango juice is the shit!! I want to make that drink now, haha
you are my favorite fruity goose. i hope you come back from vacation seriously sassy, and get into a sass-off with professor breeze. sweet.
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