Thursday, March 5, 2009

It's a Spider, Man!

Hello duckies. I hope all is well because life is pointless if you can't enjoy every minute of it. I've been listening to Lily Allen's new album "It's Not Me, It's You" all day today.

I'm going to say it's one of the best albums of 2009, as of now. I like music that I can do anything to: laundry, walking to class, Pilates, hosting a wine and cheese gathering, online shopping, know the usual. Music is pretty much my life. Thank you for blessing us with your glory Lily.

Speaking of blessing the world with glory, Francis and I had our first date today at the Nest. It was a blast.

We gossiped, we drank Coca-Cola and we conversed about our day. She wasn't feeling quite like herself today but somehow I managed to pull her out of her stump. Thank you for being gorgeous duckie. Keep your sexy face smiling!

OH! I forgot to mention what happened this morning/afternoon. As you may or may not have known I've been so drained for the past couple days. Being a tired little A-Lister, I fell asleep before setting my alarm and my body took advantage of that. I slept from 4am to 1pm! Who does that?! Oh yeah, bears do! It's called hibernation.

I felt so rejuvenated after my slight-coma but when I woke up I almost shat my pants. There was huge flat spider in the ceiling corner...above my bed!

Duckies, this thing was huge. It was at least two inches wide. It was a Hunstmas Spider. I ran to my closet and hit it with one of my Calvin Klein shoots (shoe boots) and I smeared his body-sludge a little bit so his friends will know not to party in my room.

In other news, I was talking to Mommy today and we were conversing about how Dells suck. She proposed that I get a Mac...of course she would be paying for it. But I don't want any Mac, I want one that stands out.

Look out for me after Spring Break duckies; I'll probably be wielding a Mac by then.

In addition to a new computer, I definitely need to go shopping.

I don't even remember the last time I went shopping and that's never a good sign. (Online shopping doesn't count, it's like window shopping with delayed delivery.) I love walking down the streets of SoHo with a slew of bags. Oh the glory!

Okay duckies, it's time for some "Words of Wisdom."

"Being heavily critical of yourself is the worst thing to do because there's never an end to your critique: you sleep with negativity on your mind and you wake up flustered. Mistakes are bound to happen and beating yourself up about them makes things worse. Give yourself a're beautiful."

Melanie: I applaud you for staying in that hellish class. I couldn't deal. Also, I just want you to know that I appreciate you. You've been there since the beginning of "The Sass Corner," even before it was called that. Thank you for being wonderful.
Emma: You have no idea how much I loved your poem today. I was so happy that you loved my letter and I'm glad I have someone to BBM in class.
Pete: Good luck in New York.

Okay duckies it's time for me to head out and find an adventure. I love that my weekend starts on Thursday. Yaaaay! (For those duckies who have engagements tomorrow...good luck waking up lol.)

I wish you the best of happiness. Stay true.

Peace, love & Obama,
Gabriel Anderson

God Has a BlackBerry

Hello duckies. I am so tired but I have a life to fulfill, a beautiful one at that. Anywho, I would first like to thank the anonymous commentators of my blog (and the person who prank called me last night).
You duckies have been keeping me on my toes and I have been so entertained for the last couple of days. (Keep it coming duckies!)

Speaking of entertainment Justin and Jordan (two of the infamous J Boys) guest starred on "Rar-Rar w/ Rockstar and DJ Squiggz" last night.
If you've been living under a rock Rockstar and I have a radio and that's the name. It comes on Wednesdays from 9pm to 10pm. (On campus--listen on the radio at 105.3FM, or Channel 5--or everywhere at The J Boys come on Sundays from 5 pm to 7pm and they frikking have a website,, go check it out!
You should make a habit of tuning into our shows.

Speaking of tuning in, I was at the library (practically all day: 9am-2pm) and I grew incredibly bored after the first hour lol. So I decided to look up the cost of my class ring. Mind you I'm graduating in 2010. My "blinged" out A-list ring (18 KT White Gold, diamond encrusted and other specifications) is gonna cost (my parents)

No worries...they love me lol.

In regards to love, I have fallen in love with the movie "My Best Friend's Girl."
It is such a hilariously crude and fresh movie. A stripper in the movie refers to vaginas as "clamburgers." How funny is that?! Plus is stars Kate Hudson, Dane Cook and Jason Biggs...fabulous casting decisions. (I just finished watching it and I'm pressing watch it again. Precious!)
Enough of today duckies, let's get to some "Words of Wisdom."

"Time's only friend is success. If you decide to wait for something beautiful to come into your life, don't let time be your deciding factor. Take action and bring success into your life today."
OH! I love BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) and I'm sure God has a Blackberry.

God if you have BBM (you don't have to be God to add me to your BBM contacts duckies) and I'm not on your contact list, my BBM pin number is (inquire within.)
(If you duckies send me a virus or anything will be duck hunting season; I will murder your family! Love you.)

Mike: A little birdie told me you wanted a shout-out. From the brief conversations we've had, I've enjoyed them thoroughly. I'm glad you like my blog. Keep being A-List.
Alyssa: You did a fabulous job today. The glue of the show as usual. You looked so pretty today and I'm glad to see you happy again. I love you.
Lesley: Whenever I see your face I am warmed with love. You are ridiculously adorable and I can't get enough of you.
Francesca BBM: Your precious face reminds me of a pleasant dream because I never want to wake up from reality when I look into your bright eyes.
Lauren: Meow, I love you.
Duckies, my eyelids are starting to droop. I wish you the best of happiness. Stay true. (Happy Thursday!)
Peace, love & Obama,
Gabriel Anderson