God Has a BlackBerry

Hello duckies. I am so tired but I have a life to fulfill, a beautiful one at that. Anywho, I would first like to thank the anonymous commentators of my blog (and the person who prank called me last night).

You duckies have been keeping me on my toes and I have been so entertained for the last couple of days. (Keep it coming duckies!)

Speaking of entertainment Justin and Jordan (two of the infamous J Boys) guest starred on "Rar-Rar w/ Rockstar and DJ Squiggz" last night.

If you've been living under a rock Rockstar and I have a radio and that's the name. It comes on Wednesdays from 9pm to 10pm. (On campus--listen on the radio at 105.3FM, or Channel 5--or everywhere at wsam.hartford.edu). The J Boys come on Sundays from 5 pm to 7pm and they frikking have a website, jboyswsam.webs.com, go check it out!

You should make a habit of tuning into our shows.

Speaking of tuning in, I was at the library (practically all day: 9am-2pm) and I grew incredibly bored after the first hour lol. So I decided to look up the cost of my class ring. Mind you I'm graduating in 2010. My "blinged" out A-list ring (18 KT White Gold, diamond encrusted and other specifications) is gonna cost (my parents)

No worries...they love me lol.

In regards to love, I have fallen in love with the movie "My Best Friend's Girl."

It is such a hilariously crude and fresh movie. A stripper in the movie refers to vaginas as "clamburgers." How funny is that?! Plus is stars Kate Hudson, Dane Cook and Jason Biggs...fabulous casting decisions. (I just finished watching it and I'm pressing play...to watch it again. Precious!)

Enough of today duckies, let's get to some "Words of Wisdom."

"Time's only friend is success. If you decide to wait for something beautiful to come into your life, don't let time be your deciding factor. Take action and bring success into your life today."

OH! I love BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) and I'm sure God has a Blackberry.

God if you have BBM (you don't have to be God to add me to your BBM contacts duckies) and I'm not on your contact list, my BBM pin number is (inquire within.)

(If you duckies send me a virus or anything ridiculous...it will be duck hunting season; I will murder your family! Love you.)

Mike: A little birdie told me you wanted a shout-out. From the brief conversations we've had, I've enjoyed them thoroughly. I'm glad you like my blog. Keep being A-List.

Alyssa: You did a fabulous job today. The glue of the show as usual. You looked so pretty today and I'm glad to see you happy again. I love you.

Lesley: Whenever I see your face I am warmed with love. You are ridiculously adorable and I can't get enough of you.

Francesca BBM: Your precious face reminds me of a pleasant dream because I never want to wake up from reality when I look into your bright eyes.

Lauren: Meow, I love you.

Duckies, my eyelids are starting to droop. I wish you the best of happiness. Stay true. (Happy Thursday!)

Peace, love & Obama,

Gabriel Anderson

Sass the Runway

Hola duckies! I am in the library and I can't stop looking out the window. Supposedly a snowstorm is supposed to swamp the Northeast.

Duckies, we have to believe in the snow. I know you don't want classes tomorrow nor do you favor Mondays. I need you to look out your window (or just go outside) and say:
.

Anywho, yesterday I went to the BSU Fashion Show and it was radical. The concepts behind the different scenes were so intricate and fantabulous. Here are some pictures of the glorious show.





I must admit the tardiness of the show was a bit much but I dealt with it accordingly...like this one tacky girl who sassed Graham and I upon arrival.

Duckies, I told you I was going to think positive and get front row seats. Well, Graham and I believed together and we were able to get VIP seating. (It's all about who you know duckies.) But this tacky duckie tried to stop us. There was a public line to get seating and Graham and I weren't aware of it until the tacky duckie said "You're not on the list." It wasn't what she said but how she said it that got me fired up. Then after seeing the looks on both of our faces she said "I love power." Duckies I couldn't hold it any longer. I replied:

"You don't have any power; after this show you're background noise again. And exactly who are you? You are incredibly sassy and I don't appreciate it. Do you hate your life that much that you're going to try to ruin my night? You should transfer because no one's going to like your attitude."



After I put her in her place she looked away and targeted someone else; a dear friend of mine, Keith, who happened to be chewing gum. The tacky duckie said "Stop popping your gum." Keith said something that made me laugh (can't really remember). Get it together duckie. Stop trying to suck the glamour-jazz out of everything.
(Wooohuh! Had to let that out!)

In other news, I was conversing with a duckie, Jocelyn, and she told me she admired my way of dancing. She had a fabulous idea too. Jocelyn told me I should try to teach my own dance class. I really put some thought into it and I am going to (try) to make it an official recreational course for next year.



We'll learn the choreography of hot & sassy music videos and at the end of the course we'll create our own. (I'll keep you duckies posted!)
So excited!

Okay okay, let's get to some "Words of Wisdom."

"The earlier you believe in something the more the outcome will be tailored to your vision. In order to give meaning to a belief you must have a tremendous amount of faith in yourself. Trust and believe!"

I've been hearing a lot of sass about Obama in the media lately.



Leave him alone. He is the closest thing we've got to a solution to America's ridiculous issues. You can't find flaws in perfection.

(Okay so I just looked at a guy to my right--I'm still at the library--and he said "How are you?" I replied "I'm well. How are you?" He said "I'm good," and got up from his chair. I know my face was puzzled, talking to him. He wasn't sassing me...he was just awkward. Like pedophile awkward.)



Lesley: I love you more than chocolate chip cookies.
Pete: Long live Bromance!
Graham: How can I not love you? I had a ball at the Fashion Show.
Lamarra: You looked ravishingly beautiful last night. I'm glad we were in VIP last night.
Monica: What else can I say about how much I love your everything? You're my shooting star.
Alicia: I wasn't kidding when I told you I enjoyed the show, at the Commons. I thoroughly enjoyed it! Thank you for sharing your vision with the student body.
Rockstar: You make my life.

Okay duckies, I actually have to start my homework...even though there's going to be a blizzard tonight, (believe it duckies). I wish you the best of happiness. Stay true.

Peace, love & Obama,
Gabriel Anderson